Devan (random girl I met standing in line at the Generator): Will you take off your underwear for me?
Wow, what a night in downtown PG last night! While I was standing in line a group of hot girls came up, and this Devan girl instantly introduced herself and stood next to me in line. It was her stag, and her and her friends in PG and from Mackenzie were going to the Generator and Cadillac Ranch bars. She wanted me to take off my boxer shorts (she thought I was wearing underwear but they were white boxers), but I said no because all she offered in return was a kiss. I'm not going commando just for a kiss. She may be good looking but it's just a kiss. How foolish does she think I am? Unfortuntately as I was trying to get a better deal out of it a pair of boxers miraculously appeared, so she had her boxers to play with for the night, which I must say started off as a complete sausage fest! I mean, I'm talking like 15 guys all at Mike Campbell's house watching the Calgary Flames lose at home to Tampa Bay 3-2 in double overtime. At least I got to watch the game on a 50" TV screen. Finally a few girls showed up, and then we left downtown at around 11. Somehow these girls from the stag ran into us in line, and thank goodness for that.
Although the night ended quietly with me going home after the bar, at least I got to dance and hang out with some good looking girls all night. And not once did they tell me to "go away" or "get lost" so that's a bonus. And it's a good thing the girl I was two-stepping with at the Cadillac was as bad as I was. I think the alcohol was affecting my balance and timing.
Wow, what a night in downtown PG last night! While I was standing in line a group of hot girls came up, and this Devan girl instantly introduced herself and stood next to me in line. It was her stag, and her and her friends in PG and from Mackenzie were going to the Generator and Cadillac Ranch bars. She wanted me to take off my boxer shorts (she thought I was wearing underwear but they were white boxers), but I said no because all she offered in return was a kiss. I'm not going commando just for a kiss. She may be good looking but it's just a kiss. How foolish does she think I am? Unfortuntately as I was trying to get a better deal out of it a pair of boxers miraculously appeared, so she had her boxers to play with for the night, which I must say started off as a complete sausage fest! I mean, I'm talking like 15 guys all at Mike Campbell's house watching the Calgary Flames lose at home to Tampa Bay 3-2 in double overtime. At least I got to watch the game on a 50" TV screen. Finally a few girls showed up, and then we left downtown at around 11. Somehow these girls from the stag ran into us in line, and thank goodness for that.
Although the night ended quietly with me going home after the bar, at least I got to dance and hang out with some good looking girls all night. And not once did they tell me to "go away" or "get lost" so that's a bonus. And it's a good thing the girl I was two-stepping with at the Cadillac was as bad as I was. I think the alcohol was affecting my balance and timing.
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